Jamie - 20

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

vaydra:

i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”

image

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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baldwinboy5ive:

Another example of how I identify greatly with Jeff Bingham.

roosterteeth:

Moving Day at the RT office: part 1 

We are sad to leave, but so excited for what the future holds in the new building!

lacey-not-lace:

vivi-shiba:

vivi-shiba:

what do you call someone who idolises french culture

a ouiaboo

Exscuse me,  it’s ouiàbeaux . Get it right.

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones